The Gifted Hoodie — Embossed Edition

99th %ile Hoodie – Gifted. Exhausted. Misunderstood.

By The Overload

For when you’re 99th percentile in brains, 2nd percentile in patience.

Welcome to peak hoodie evolution: the Gifted Hoodie. Embossed with our iconic OVERLOAD logo (subtle, yet screaming on the inside), this is for the neurospicy overachiever who’s tired of masking and just wants to be warm, left alone, and mildly caffeinated.

This heavyweight black hoodie (350 GSM) is built for overthinkers, deep feelers, and the ones who aced the IQ test but forgot where they put their phone (spoiler: it’s in your hand, babe). Whether you’re gifted, 2e, burnt out, or just chronically done™ — this hoodie understands.

Featuring:
    •    Embossed Hood Design: Understated but powerful (like your executive dysfunction).
    •    Back Print Statement: “Gifted. Exhausted. Misunderstood.” Because sometimes you just need it in bold.
    •    Luxe AF Fleece: Sensory-friendly softness — no itch, no rage.
    •    Oversized Unisex Fit: Snuggle space + snack storage.
    •    Sleeves for Days: Long enough to cover your hands and your social anxiety.
    •    Ethically Made: Because capitalism is enough of a mess without adding guilt.

Wear it when:
    •    You’re tired of being “potential.”
    •    The group project is life, and you’re the only one doing it.
    •    You need a weighted blanket but still have to leave the house.
    •    You’re spiralling, but fashionably.

Care Instructions:

Machine washable (bless). Treat it like you treated maths homework: cold, gentle, and with minimal tears. Air dry. Avoid bleach or boom — existential hoodie crisis.