Adulting Candle – Reusable Drum Tin

Infused with “I don’t think I can do it today and how about you go f*ck yourself.”
(FYI: It’s guava & lychee. But emotionally? It’s burnout and rage.)

Adulting: the never-ending to-do list you didn’t sign up for but now have to do every single day until you die. Yay.

The Adulting Candle is your scented support system for the days when getting out of bed is an Olympic sport and the group chat is muted indefinitely.

🧡 Label reads:

INFUSED WITH
“I DON’T THINK I CAN DO IT TODAY”
AND “HOW ABOUT YOU GO F✱CK YOURSELF!”
FYI: Guava & Lychee

🍑 Scent profile: juicy guava + fresh lychee + the faint aroma of broken dreams
🕯️ Burn time: 35+ hours or one full emotional breakdown and recovery arc
🖤 Reusable matte black drum tin – use it again for cotton buds, snacks, or unresolved trauma
📦 350g soy wax blend – hand-poured, unapologetic, and deliciously petty

Perfect for:
– School drop-offs in activewear you haven’t actually exercised in
– Rage-cleaning your house with a podcast about murder
– Sitting in your car in the driveway for 12 minutes just to breathe
– Every woman who’s had enough of everyone and everything

Care instructions:
Trim the wick. Burn it safely. Swear at it lovingly. Reuse the tin for something way less fun.

♻️ Reusable. Relatable. Ridiculously brilliant.
Only from The Overload.