Adulting – 225g Tin Candle

Adulting [a-doll-ting] – Verb

Infused with: “I don’t think I can do it today… and how ’bout you go f*ck urself.”

This tiny tin is basically a scented permission slip to stop trying to be a functional human for five minutes. Light it when the emails are yelling, the laundry is judging you, and your brain has 37 tabs open (none of them helpful).

• Size: 25g tin
• Wax: Golden 464 soy wax
• Fragrance load: up to 12% (premium scents)
• Pick your scent: choose from our full scent menu

Perfect for: overwhelmed adults, neurospicy households, and anyone who’s one minor inconvenience away from becoming a blanket burrito.

Safety note: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Trim wick before lighting.